worst types of music

• 1

  Smooth Jazz

  Without a doubt, the worst music ever. Totally undeserving of having the word Jazz in its name, this genre affords douche bags with electric flutes from around the world a venue to perform their blasphemous "music".

• 2

  Country

  Almost too obvious to even put on the list.

• 3

  French Rap

  Language of love it may be. The language of sweet flows its not. Shut the fuck up Pierre, we don't think your gangsta.

• 4

  Most R&B

  I say most here because of the humor factor. Some of the real over the top shit, like R Kelly lyrics, crack me up.

• 5

  Girl Rap

  I'm not talking about Salt & Peppa - I'm talking about wack shit like Uffie. So I guess this category can include really bad electro pop too, but there's some real good electro pop - so the emphasis on shitty girls rapping like idiots.

• 6

  Most pop rap after 1998

  Wu-Tang, Biggie, Tupac, Tribe Called Quest, etc all killed it. The 90s had so much good pop rap. Now we got Lil Wayne and other idiots. Shitty times indeed.

• 7

  Metalcore?

  Not really sure what to even call this one, so I'll describe it like this:

  Good: Integrity/Earth Crisis and other hardcore bands from the 90s that were heavily influenced by metal
  Bad: 90% of the shit on the Comcast Metal station

• 8

  Christian "Death" Metal

  Come on.

• 9

  Current "Alternative" rock

  Again, its hard to put a name on this shit, but I'm talking about stuff like Staind, Kid Rock, whoever does that other shitty National Guard song they play before the trailers at the movie theater, and other lame shit that bar bands aspire to be.

• 10

  Adult Contemporary / New Age

  What the fuck?

Comments

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  clapyrhands (1 year ago)

  i believe the current standard for "alternative rock" is also referred to as "nu-metal." it's the worst of the worst and should be no. 1